One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want

andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes:

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# 7 and 9 bro...the good food and booze will knock your ass tf out  


naamahdarling:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

glynnisi:

thatferrybroad:

ddejavvu:

ddejavvu:

Just saw a TikTok complaining about ‘kitten’ as a pet name in fanfiction and while I do agree with their discomfort on that one the comments were FULL of people mentioning all the other common pet names ?? Like honey babe baby sweetheart etc ?? Is your partner just supposed to call you by your name the whole time ????????

God SORRY to drag this out bc I’m not doing this to like screenshot and expose people for having opinions I don’t like BUT I rounded up the wildest ones I found and blurred the names so no one can be mean to them for it I hope that’s okay 😭

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Yeah a very common and go-to pet name is actually just one big joke. Everyone was tricking you the whole time!! Pranked

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I can’t imagine the horrors that this would entail… I don’t wanna hear my name unless you’re reading off a legal document

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“TW: British People”

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Lettuce gives me such a big ick in salad I swear 😭

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WHAT DO U WANT TO BE CALLED 😭 PLEASE YOU HAVE TO GIVE US SOME OPTIONS 😭

the kids are not alright, petnames are fucking normal you little freaks

Someone warn these kids away from the Southern US, please. Especially our diners. They’d implode in five minutes.

I think pet name preferences are just really personal and you can get randomly squicked at them for no reason or associate them with certain relationships and find it weird to have them used outside of that

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@habbadax This reminded me suddenly of when I was 4-5 years old and I called all adults “honey” because that’s what I saw people around me doing. I was so perplexed at the time at why everyone thought it was so funny lol

That’s the cutest thing I have ever imagined a small child doing. T_T

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# the kids really not to go outside and stop learning things from tiktok jesus fuckin christ  


accio-victuuri:

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xiao zhan’s new year wish to everyone ☺️

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# xiao zhan   # he is too cute  


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# xiao zhan   # if he isn't the most stunning man  


zhansww:

gg, signing next to dd’s signature~

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# we love clown hours in this house   # yizhan  


svibian:

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240113 | Xiao Zhan Studio Weibo

Weibo Night 2023

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# SIR THIS IS ILLEGAL SIR   # XIAO ZHAN  


memeuplift:

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amiru-shrubfeast:

amiru-shrubfeast:

crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don’t sleep!

THE CONSEQUENCES

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# if it ain't the consequences of my own actions bro  


puppygirl-hornyposting2:

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# holy fucking shit ding ding ding   # y'all need to read this and read it again and keep repeating it for the rest of your lives  


acecroft:

fairycosmos:

bursting into tears because nothing happened. bursting into tears because something happened

vs numb when nothing happens, numb when anything happens. now fight

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# well i am beyond fucked up bye